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-[monkey gibbering]
-Good evening,
ladies and gentlemen.

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I should resist the temptation

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to make tiresome comparisons
with my sponsor.

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After all, I have no desire
to hurt anyone’s feelings.

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And my friend here
is about to become one

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of our nation’s heroes.

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He must have learned the news,

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he’s been selected
to go to the moon.

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He’s not very excited about it.

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Either that or his trousers
are too tight again.

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Before we launch
our brave little explorer,

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we have a training film
to show him.

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You may watch too.

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[clattering]

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[grunts]
Oh...

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it’s a freight train.

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[mumbles] ...loaded with iron
or something, I...

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dreamt it was running
right over the top of my head.

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Ow.

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No, but before that...

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you know what I dreamt,
honey?

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I dreamt I-I bought a monkey.

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No. I was...

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I was down at Frank’s place.

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Oh, boy...

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You know, I dreamt I was down
at that bar

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down at Frank’s place.

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There was this sailor,
he had these rings in his ears,

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and he had this ape
or this monk...

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one of these chimps.

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Oh, I dreamt
I paid him 500 clams!

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500?

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Oh, don’t worry, honey.
It was only a dream.

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The way we’re fixed,
Leo, it’s a nightmare.

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I know, but...
[mumbles]

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I was standing there
and he...

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W-What’s the matter?

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My sainted Aunt Emily!

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Looks like her, don’t it?

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But it ain’t.

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I’m still dreaming.
I’m still dreaming.

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When I wake up, it’ll be gone.

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And our savings?

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Where will they be?
All right, Leo.

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Get up and get out!

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Dream that you’re finding
that sailor,

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dream that he takes back
that monkey

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and he gives us back our dough!

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But you don’t understand, honey.

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He wasn’t that kind of guy.

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All right, then, I will.

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I’ll find him.
Where did you say he was at
when you met him? At Frankie’s?

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-Yeah.
-I’ll track him down.

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Taking advantage
of a poor drunken slob like you.

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$500 for a dirty monkey.

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But you see, honey,
he-he said it was an act.

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It-It can draw!

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[laughs]
That’s where we blow

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the whistle on him.
Fraud. False pretenses.

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Money back
or here come the cops.

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Hey, monkey!

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Monkey.
What are you doing?

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Stop that, monkey. Stop that.

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Leo Torbey, you get rid
of this animal,

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sailor or no sailor,
money or no money.

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Take him to the zoo,
sell him to a pet shop.

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There’s no room here
for a chimp.

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Relax, will you, honey?

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Besides, she ain’t a him,
she’s a her.

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Oh, it’s a her.
Well, all the same,

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she should have our mind
washed out with soap.

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But look,
that’s a pretty classy drawing

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and you know what they say,
one picture’s worth

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a thousand words.

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Oh, it is, is it?

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Well, why don’t you call in
the boys,

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or have it put on
a picture postcard, maybe?

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Oh, no.
Not me, you don’t.

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Aw, come on, honey.
You’re spoiling it.

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Your own wife! Married! Legal!
Make a show of me, would you?

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Oh, you know I’d never ask you
to do an act like that.

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Leo, one of these days
you’re gonna get

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just what you are asking for.

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Yeah, but that was art,
and you ruined it!

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[high pitched voice]
Vandalism!

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It spoke.

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And why not?

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Emilia Maria Trovatore.

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But that sailor said
you was Mam... Mambar--

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Mambarilla.

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The jungle genius.

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That’s for the act.

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Off-stage, Maria.

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How do you do?

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A woman, no less.

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Well, you said
there’s no room for a chimp.

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Less for a woman.

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A chimp, a woman, honey,
what’s the difference?

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-She’s a gold mine.
-Well, I don’t dig it.

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Maria, you-you put that back on,
you know?

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I mean, don’t let nobody
ever see you without it.

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It’s your meal ticket,
same as ours.

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You’ll get your cut.

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But to all the world...
you’re a monkey.

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Oh, honey. Come on!
Be reasonable!

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She gives me the shivers.

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She’s gonna give you a mink coat
one of these days.

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Now, look, sweetie,
you know as well as I do

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that we’re going nowhere
with our mind-reading act.

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There’s just not a chance,

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but with her in the act, I mean,
a chimp that can draw,

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is that an attraction
or ain’t it?

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-To me it ain’t.
-Oh.

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Right now
we’re not even drawing flies!

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But with her,
we’ll jam the place,

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we’ll have standing room only.

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And as for those pictures
she draws,

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five bucks, ten bucks a piece,
we can get for ’em, maybe,

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and people just buy ’em.
Just to show to their friends,

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to show that they have them.

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-Don’t you believe me?
-No.

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Huh.

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All right, we’ll give her
a try-out.

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We’ll give her a try-out
before the pros and the troupe.

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Sure.

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They’ll tell you.

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[clapping]

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-[crowd] Bravo!
-Thank you.

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-[cheering]
-Thank you.

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All right, not too close, folks!
Not too close!

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Turn your head around
and go in that corner.

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Go ahead.

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Turn around and hop on there.
Thank you very much.

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Sorry, folks,
sorry not to let you closer,

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but you know what? These chimps,
if one of you has got a cold,

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they’re up to get
galloping consumption.

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Delicate, you know?

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Divine!

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Beautiful! Magnificent!

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-[Leo] A work of art, huh?
-A thing of beauty.

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Stick to your cats, Magnifico.

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That’s what I’m doing Tigress,
nothing else but!

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Oh, can the baloney!

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[Magnifico] Your slave, my cat!
What do you say?

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What do you say? An attraction?

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The monkey?

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Talk to me about lions!
Tigers! Leopards!

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-Women...
-But look, a work of art!

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For me, the original.

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My personal congratulations,
Mr. Torbey.

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You’ve got the goods.

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-A gold mine.
-Thank you.

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You’ve got something there,
Leo, I’ll say that.

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But you have organization?
Have you got capital?

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Oh, I’ll work it up, Benny.

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-[chuckles]
-Now, look.

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The rifle range, it pays, see?

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I’ve got the dough
and I’ve got the know-how.

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-With me as a partner--
-No, thanks, Benny, no.

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Or sell it outright, cash down.

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No, sorry, sorry.

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Maybe I can persuade you.

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Bet I can persuade you.

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-[laughter]
-This is business.

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Stay out.

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Think it over, huh?

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No, Benny.
I prefer to go at it alone.

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[crowd clapping]

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Honey, what a rehearsal.
It was a dream!

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Maria, you’re a sweetheart.

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Those guys fixing a tent
stood there watching us,

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their eyes popping out
of their heads.

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What do you say?

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I wish you was in it with me,
Carole. I really do.

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After all, it’s...

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It’s always been you and me.

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You and me together.

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So now it’s you and her?

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Any act, I don’t care
how intellectual, needs a dame.

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To do what? Cheer?

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Oh, cooperate a bit, maybe.

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Cooperate.

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That’s the word.

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When a woman hears it,
she wonders what she’s in for.

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What do I do,
besides living with a monkey?

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I know it’s difficult--

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Playing second fiddle
to a freak!

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We’re gonna work something out,
it’ll be--

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Well? Come on, tell me.

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What are we gonna work out.
What do I do for it?

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It’s a tear in a costume, uh,

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some dog rushed out and took
a bite out of her and ripped it.

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What’s the matter?
She can draw, can’t she sew?

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Well, you see,
it’s in the back of the leg

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where she can’t get at it
without taking off

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the whole costume, and who knows
who’ll come barging in here.

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OK.

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Sit down.

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Sit down.

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Let’s have it.

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[scoffs] Some dog.
What was it? A Chihuahua?

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Put your mask back on,
you look better that way.

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Cover up, I said!

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[knocking]

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[Magnifico]
Anyone home?

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Quick! Quick!

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Quick, come on!
Get rid of him.

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Uh, uh, c-come in...

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-Hello, Torbey.
Hello.

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Well? Does the lady ask me in?

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Oh, come on, Romeo.

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[mumbles]

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You gonna get plastered again?

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Well, there’s no show tonight,
is there? It’s Monday,

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would you like one?

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Oh, no, no. Thank you very much.

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I can understand, are you afraid

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the lions
will bite your head off

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if you take a drop?

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Same thing happens to me
when I take a drop.

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If you get stinking drunk,
I’m not gonna--

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Whether I do or not,
these days--

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If you have any trouble
with him, beautiful,

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you just step across
and you tell El Magnifico

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all about it.

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She’d like to,
but it’s coming on to rain.

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Well, you know, actually,

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I came over to ask you
if you got a little something

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for the stomach.

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-This is it.
-Oh, no, no.

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I’ve had such a pain
all the afternoon.

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I’ll take a look.

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Oh, thank you very much.

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I drink to genius.

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You’re nothing but an ape,
but a genius all the same.

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-You know she can draw.
-Hmm.

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Draw anything you like.

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Yeah.

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But let me tell you something,

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if she don’t see it,
she can’t draw it.

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No sell.

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Artistic integrity.

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You know, only this morning
I said to her

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"Try and draw an elephant."

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And she tried.

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Made some marks, you know?

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Dead end.
No elephant.

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Didn’t see it,
couldn’t draw it.

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Then this guy comes along
leading that elephant

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out of Sammy’s act, you know?

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[Magnifico]
Mm-hmm.

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She takes one look,

253
00:12:05,490 --> 00:12:07,460
grabs a piece of chalk,

254
00:12:07,490 --> 00:12:08,420
one, two, three.

255
00:12:10,760 --> 00:12:11,690
Elephant.

256
00:12:11,730 --> 00:12:13,930
Great. Great. Fantastic.

257
00:12:13,960 --> 00:12:16,460
-Here, try these.
-Oh, thank you very much.

258
00:12:16,500 --> 00:12:20,200
If she sees ’em... pix.
If she don’t... nix.

259
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:21,500
Oh, that’s wonderful.

260
00:12:21,540 --> 00:12:22,870
Well, goodnight.

261
00:12:22,900 --> 00:12:24,170
If you feel bad later,
why don’t you--

262
00:12:24,210 --> 00:12:25,810
Call a doctor, pal.
Better than a nurse.

263
00:12:25,840 --> 00:12:28,110
Don’t go out in the rain, honey.
Stay right here.

264
00:12:28,140 --> 00:12:30,250
To watch you
drink yourself stupid?

265
00:12:30,280 --> 00:12:32,550
Not so stupid, maybe.

266
00:12:32,580 --> 00:12:34,950
Well, goodnight, dear lady.

267
00:12:44,290 --> 00:12:45,890
[exhales]

268
00:12:57,170 --> 00:12:59,610
[snoring]

269
00:13:02,880 --> 00:13:05,050
Oh, stop snoring.

270
00:13:15,060 --> 00:13:16,690
Get back, monkey.

271
00:13:19,460 --> 00:13:20,860
Get back!

272
00:13:20,900 --> 00:13:22,160
Back!

273
00:13:51,260 --> 00:13:54,430
[metallic clanging]

274
00:13:57,870 --> 00:14:00,100
[hammering]

275
00:14:15,780 --> 00:14:18,220
[laughter]

276
00:14:25,360 --> 00:14:27,830
[chattering]

277
00:14:36,070 --> 00:14:38,440
[laughter continues]

278
00:15:00,760 --> 00:15:02,660
[Leo] Hey, what’s so funny?
What’s the joke?
Let’s have a look.

279
00:15:04,870 --> 00:15:06,130
Hey...

280
00:15:09,540 --> 00:15:11,670
What’s that supposed to be?
My wife with El Magnifico?

281
00:15:11,710 --> 00:15:13,140
Was that the idea?

282
00:15:13,170 --> 00:15:14,710
Too bad you didn’t stick
to mind reading, pal,

283
00:15:14,740 --> 00:15:15,940
you might’ve read the headlines.

284
00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:17,680
[laughter]

285
00:15:17,710 --> 00:15:18,950
[Leo] Yeah?

286
00:15:19,050 --> 00:15:20,950
We’ll see about that. Come out!

287
00:15:21,050 --> 00:15:22,580
-Come out!
-[man] He isn’t there now, Leo.

288
00:15:22,620 --> 00:15:24,420
-Come on out!
-He isn’t in there!

289
00:15:24,450 --> 00:15:25,650
Yeah?

290
00:15:25,690 --> 00:15:26,920
Well, I know where she is.

291
00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:28,060
But, Leo, listen!

292
00:15:28,060 --> 00:15:29,290
You don’t understand!

293
00:15:29,320 --> 00:15:31,590
[laughter]

294
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,500
[Carole] Hey! Shut the door,
I’m dressing.

295
00:15:35,530 --> 00:15:37,400
[Leo]
Dressing and packing.

296
00:15:37,430 --> 00:15:40,540
-Pack? Packing what?
-You’re out. You’re through.

297
00:15:40,570 --> 00:15:41,740
You know what you are?

298
00:15:41,770 --> 00:15:43,740
Leo,
you’ve drunk yourself crazy.

299
00:15:43,770 --> 00:15:45,870
-You’re mad.
-Good and mad.

300
00:15:45,910 --> 00:15:47,180
Boy, you’re getting packed

301
00:15:47,210 --> 00:15:48,780
and getting out.
I’m putting you on that bus.

302
00:15:48,810 --> 00:15:50,350
-What bus?
-And getting rid of you.

303
00:15:50,380 --> 00:15:53,750
Now, this is yours.
This. Where’s the other bag?

304
00:15:53,780 --> 00:15:56,220
-Stop! What’s got into you?
-What’s gotten into me?

305
00:15:56,250 --> 00:15:57,820
All right, I’ve gotten wise
to you sneaking off

306
00:15:57,850 --> 00:15:59,420
last night after I fell asleep!

307
00:15:59,450 --> 00:16:00,590
You and your lion tamer!

308
00:16:00,620 --> 00:16:02,120
Me and him? That’s a lie.

309
00:16:02,160 --> 00:16:03,690
Yeah, you were seen, seen!
How else could’ve the monkey

310
00:16:03,730 --> 00:16:05,030
have drawn you?

311
00:16:05,030 --> 00:16:06,490
Oh, the slippers,
where are those shoes?

312
00:16:06,530 --> 00:16:08,030
Leo, I swear to you,
I never set foot

313
00:16:08,030 --> 00:16:09,830
outside this trailer,
you know me, I’m not a liar.

314
00:16:09,860 --> 00:16:11,430
-Leo, I swear. I swear.
-Carole...

315
00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:14,040
I swear. I never set foot
outside the trailer.

316
00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:24,250
How’d the mud
get in these shoes?

317
00:16:24,280 --> 00:16:26,050
Come on,
you’re getting on that bus,

318
00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:28,620
It goes through at 12 o’clock
and you’re gonna be on it.

319
00:16:28,650 --> 00:16:30,950
Come on! I’ve got your bag.
Now, get out! Out!

320
00:16:31,050 --> 00:16:32,250
-Leo, I--
-Get out!

321
00:16:32,290 --> 00:16:34,120
[Leo]
I said now! Keep moving!

322
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,420
Go! Out!

323
00:16:36,930 --> 00:16:40,260
[chattering]

324
00:17:05,620 --> 00:17:08,490
[Leo]
Where’s El Magnifico?

325
00:17:08,520 --> 00:17:10,330
I’m packing his things for him.

326
00:17:10,360 --> 00:17:12,530
That’s what I’m doing.
As requested.

327
00:17:12,560 --> 00:17:14,300
Bert’s feeding his cats
while he’s gone.

328
00:17:14,330 --> 00:17:16,260
Gone? Where to?
When did he leave?

329
00:17:16,300 --> 00:17:18,500
Last night, they took him,
Bert and Fred.

330
00:17:18,530 --> 00:17:21,540
Hospital. Ruptured appendix.
Wonder you didn’t hear about it.

331
00:17:23,300 --> 00:17:24,810
Appendix?

332
00:17:24,840 --> 00:17:26,440
Oh, in horrible agony.

333
00:17:26,470 --> 00:17:28,080
Rolling around outside there.

334
00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:31,510
Last night?

335
00:17:33,820 --> 00:17:35,220
Well, that means she...

336
00:17:35,250 --> 00:17:37,050
She couldn’t possibly have...

337
00:17:37,050 --> 00:17:38,350
Now they’ve got him cut open.

338
00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:40,120
Resting easy.

339
00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:41,390
No visitors.

340
00:17:41,420 --> 00:17:45,060
Now, let’s see,
he wants his new pajamas,

341
00:17:45,060 --> 00:17:47,300
his bathrobe,

342
00:17:47,330 --> 00:17:51,370
toothbrush, his hairbrush,
his comb, and his...

343
00:18:16,290 --> 00:18:18,930
So that’s your game, is it?

344
00:18:20,030 --> 00:18:21,660
That’s your little game.

345
00:18:21,700 --> 00:18:24,130
You’d never have shaken her off.

346
00:18:24,170 --> 00:18:25,530
Would you?

347
00:18:25,570 --> 00:18:28,370
Men are so weak.

348
00:18:31,870 --> 00:18:33,210
She’s gone!

349
00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:35,880
She’s out. Like you said.

350
00:18:35,910 --> 00:18:37,480
"Out! Out!"

351
00:18:37,510 --> 00:18:38,910
And you and I...

352
00:18:41,350 --> 00:18:44,220
Have I been dumb.

353
00:18:44,250 --> 00:18:46,590
Never mind! It’s over.

354
00:18:46,620 --> 00:18:48,060
And now...

355
00:18:50,760 --> 00:18:53,530
You were the one that put
the mud on her shoes,
weren’t you?

356
00:18:59,630 --> 00:19:01,670
Oh, Carole...

357
00:19:02,870 --> 00:19:04,470
Carole...

358
00:19:06,780 --> 00:19:08,640
You know, I forgot.

359
00:19:10,780 --> 00:19:13,380
Sure...

360
00:19:13,420 --> 00:19:15,380
Seeing you
in that skin all the time,

361
00:19:15,420 --> 00:19:18,550
I more than half forgot
you wasn’t a monkey.

362
00:19:19,620 --> 00:19:21,090
I know.

363
00:19:25,130 --> 00:19:28,030
Of course.

364
00:19:28,060 --> 00:19:30,370
You’re a woman.

365
00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:31,570
A woman, Leo.

366
00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:33,200
[knocking]

367
00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:36,940
Come in.

368
00:19:40,040 --> 00:19:41,410
[Benny]
Well...

369
00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:43,880
There it is.

370
00:19:43,910 --> 00:19:46,510
I might have known.

371
00:19:46,550 --> 00:19:48,850
You know, Benny? Guys like us
who have been in show business

372
00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:50,420
half our lives...

373
00:19:50,450 --> 00:19:53,050
we’re the biggest suckers
of all, we’ll believe anything.

374
00:19:54,790 --> 00:19:58,790
Listen, the figures I gave you
was for a genuine chimpanzee.

375
00:19:58,830 --> 00:20:00,900
You wanted the act that brings
in the dough, didn’t you?

376
00:20:00,930 --> 00:20:03,470
-There it is!
-Me?

377
00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:05,530
Are you selling me?

378
00:20:05,570 --> 00:20:07,070
Oh, no!

379
00:20:07,100 --> 00:20:08,240
Listen, Benny,
if you don’t wanna buy her,

380
00:20:08,270 --> 00:20:09,570
say so, and the deal’s off.

381
00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:10,840
And as for you,
if you don’t wanna play along,

382
00:20:10,870 --> 00:20:13,110
you say so,
and I’ll dump you out

383
00:20:13,140 --> 00:20:15,340
on that road
when the school lets out.

384
00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:18,250
There are some pretty tough kids
in that school.

385
00:20:18,280 --> 00:20:19,280
OK.

386
00:20:19,310 --> 00:20:20,820
Well? Which is it?

387
00:20:24,050 --> 00:20:25,490
See?

388
00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:27,060
I had it typed up.

389
00:20:27,090 --> 00:20:31,230
The dough, the percentage,
you sign here, I sign there,

390
00:20:31,260 --> 00:20:33,530
and you...

391
00:20:33,560 --> 00:20:36,200
put it on and keep it on.

392
00:20:39,470 --> 00:20:42,540
[circus music playing]

393
00:20:48,610 --> 00:20:51,110
-Any news yet?
-No news.

394
00:20:51,150 --> 00:20:54,050
I’ve written her three times
and haven’t gotten an answer.

395
00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:56,550
Letters can take a while
to catch up with a person.

396
00:20:56,580 --> 00:20:59,350
Yeah, that’s true, but sometimes
when they do catch up,

397
00:20:59,390 --> 00:21:02,190
you get the brush off
all the same.

398
00:21:02,220 --> 00:21:03,730
Ah...

399
00:21:17,310 --> 00:21:19,670
[Maria]
Heard from Carole yet?

400
00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:24,080
No answer to all those letters?

401
00:21:24,110 --> 00:21:26,180
[spiteful laughter]

402
00:21:47,300 --> 00:21:50,010
[Maria]
Not a word from Carole, eh?

403
00:21:50,110 --> 00:21:52,270
That’s too bad.
Isn’t it?

404
00:21:52,310 --> 00:21:54,780
All wrong, monkey.
Take a look at this.

405
00:21:54,810 --> 00:21:56,510
Had the idea
to write to a certain outfit

406
00:21:56,540 --> 00:21:58,250
in Chicago, and it caught up
with her, see?

407
00:21:58,280 --> 00:21:59,610
She never got the others.

408
00:21:59,650 --> 00:22:02,050
So she’s coming back
to me, yeah.

409
00:22:02,050 --> 00:22:03,490
She’s coming back to me tonight,

410
00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:05,050
on the last bus.

411
00:22:05,050 --> 00:22:06,490
And I’m having a celebration.

412
00:22:06,520 --> 00:22:10,330
I’ve got a little snack,
I’ve got a bottle of champagne.

413
00:22:10,360 --> 00:22:11,660
Her,

414
00:22:11,690 --> 00:22:12,960
me.

415
00:22:14,700 --> 00:22:17,400
So draw a picture of that,

416
00:22:17,430 --> 00:22:19,230
monkey.

417
00:22:26,810 --> 00:22:28,680
[knocking]

418
00:22:28,710 --> 00:22:30,080
Yes, Carole.

419
00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:32,350
One moment.

420
00:22:32,380 --> 00:22:34,150
I’ll be right there.

421
00:22:37,090 --> 00:22:39,220
Benny?

422
00:22:39,250 --> 00:22:41,490
-What is it?
-That!

423
00:22:43,830 --> 00:22:45,960
Like you said, Leo.

424
00:22:45,990 --> 00:22:49,000
She couldn’t draw it
unless she’d seen it first.

425
00:22:52,830 --> 00:22:55,100
Yeah, but...

426
00:22:55,100 --> 00:22:57,740
Benny, I...

427
00:22:57,770 --> 00:22:59,910
I had, I had nothing to do
with Lena!

428
00:22:59,940 --> 00:23:01,310
[gunshot]

429
00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:50,260
Tonight’s story
had a very happy ending

430
00:23:50,290 --> 00:23:51,660
for Maria.

431
00:23:51,690 --> 00:23:54,160
She went to Paris
to study painting,

432
00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:56,400
and is doing very well now.

433
00:23:56,430 --> 00:23:58,430
Under a different name,
of course.

434
00:23:58,470 --> 00:24:00,600
Toulouse something or other.

435
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:03,870
As for Ben,
his was a happy ending, too.

436
00:24:03,910 --> 00:24:08,140
Except that it has been delayed
by a 25-year sentence.

437
00:24:08,180 --> 00:24:11,580
And speaking
of interminable sentences,

438
00:24:11,610 --> 00:24:14,050
I shall return after this one.

439
00:24:16,650 --> 00:24:18,220
[monkey gibbering]

440
00:24:18,250 --> 00:24:20,060
I don’t know how it happened!

441
00:24:20,060 --> 00:24:21,960
He simply outwitted me.

442
00:24:22,060 --> 00:24:25,860
I’m afraid to ask
who’s going to the moon now.

443
00:24:25,890 --> 00:24:28,830
So, until next week or later,

444
00:24:28,860 --> 00:24:30,200
goodnight.